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From a Matriarchal Perspective, The Fascist Tech Bros Have Already Lost. (opens the original)
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Exactly one and a half years ago, a woman standing behind a microphone said something that completely altered the way I think about the future. Her exact words were: “Either matriarchy is the future, or there won’t be a future.”Sounds dramatic, I know, but stay with me. Most people have a misguided understanding of what matriarchy actually means, so allow me to clarify. What it most certainly doesn’t mean is: “Either women will rule the planet, or there won’t be a planet.”It means: The planet is
MAYBE THE ANSWER IS TO GET A LITTLE STUPID AGAIN???? (opens the original)
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Over the past years, I’ve spent a big chunk of my time trying to come up with collective solutions for the absolute shit hell our human species finds itself in at this moment in history. I founded a study club on matriarchal literature, wrote enough essays to fill an entire book on future-forward thought through a lens of matriarchal theory, I even enrolled myself in a Master’s program called Future Research, which is about to start next month. You know the drill: make the world better. Fight th
this could be a day in your life in 2046 (opens the original)
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And if I’m lucky enough, I will wake up a little bit hungover on a Sunday morning in 2046 and the birds will still be chirping outside of my window. Not because they installed speakers blasting artificial birdsong playlists to drown out the constant hum of the neighborhood data centers, but because the city itself has become a habitat again.I open the windows of my apartment and breathe in crisp morning air that smells like a mix of wildflowers and freshly baked bread from the cooperative bakery
and for the lady, perhaps a platter of optimism? (opens the original)
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Everything sucks. Especially our collective self-induced nihilism towards the future. I get it, optimism seems to be naive in the face of a mountainous graveyard of atrocities unfolding across the world every single day and a ‘everything is doomed anyways’-mentality seems to be significantly more realistic. But is it though? I believe a lot of us have retreated into nihilism for the same reason a lot of us are in year-long situationships: a crippling fear of commitment combined with an astronomi
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