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My dog will eat my face

Description of one mans experience as he dies in hospice care, not knowing what may come or when it will end.

Podcast · By Joseph Colaprete · English · Official site

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Aug 25, 2026
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  1. Episode · Aug 25, 2026

    Some Peoples' Kids! (opens the original)

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    I lament the loss of independent living that seems to plague today's youth. When I was a child, there were "helicopter parents" here and there, but childhood was largely left for us kids to enjoy or endure, depending on the circumstance. My friends' and extended family kids nowadays seem to have parents integrated into every facet of their lives. I honestly find it repugnant and removes the chance to experience that produces trials and tribulations, but also wisdom and experience from kids. I've

  2. Episode · Aug 11, 2026

    I have a falling addiction (opens the original)

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    Much like my last episode, I took a nasty dive to the floor while I was still recovering from the first fall just 2 weeks prior. My gimped hand reverted back to day one, all progress in healing was reversed, and I have a new dose of disabling pain. This dying process is very obnoxious.

  3. Episode · Jul 27, 2026

    I was the victim of a utility attack, just after a photo shoot. (opens the original)

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    An art group is using me and some others in an exhibit on inpermenence of life. So, went through a very old school photo shoot. More to come on that later. Then, I slipped in my shower. It was violent and very loud. I broke multiple bones, am bruised in various odd places, and sprained my ankle. My heart also did not like that. I swelled up, and heart rate would hover around 145 and 70 o2 at rest and on oxygen. Had to double it just to chill my heart out. My life is weird.

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