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Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that?
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Date 130 - Do it for the Devilment (opens the original)
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This episode of Monster Crush comes from a very special livestreamed version of the podcast that we did on our parent network Sword & Key ! You can watch a recording of this stream on youtube.com/@swordandkey For this episode we bring you the epitome of a “weird little guy” with Gef the Talking Mongoose! A self-described “extra extra clever mongoose” and “freak”, the story of Gef is as complex as it is absurd. And it has everything: pranks, ghost hunters, ventriloquism, a dog, and so much more!
Date 129 - Dance Like No One is Squatching (opens the original)
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It’s Shadow’s first episode as an official Monster Crush co-host/co-cryptowoologist! To ease her into things, we decided to bring a couple cryptids that might sound kinda familiar but are totally unique and weird in their own special ways. So strap on and strap in for the Octosquatch and the Sheepsquatch, two hairy fellas with a lotta love to give! Featuring: WELCOME Shadow, we present Shadow with her official Cryptowoologist credentials, dragons and sad round little guys, remember Buzzfeed Quiz
Date 128 - Taur de Force (opens the original)
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We know you listeners are horny and hot to trot so we finally delivered on our promise to bring you two monsters to perfectly match that energy. Join us to explore the girthy mythology of the galloping Centaur and the labyrinthian Minotaur! But wait… if “taur” means bull why are they called centaurs? This and more secrets revealed in this episode! Featuring: our hot takes on the Wicker movie trailer, the minotaur’s has a real name, Daedalus is the true villain of Greek Mythology, grabbing love b
Date 127 - The Dogman Days of Summer (opens the original)
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The Dog Days of Summer mark the hottest days of the year but we’re going to make things even HOTTER with the DOGMAN Days of Summer here on Monster Crush! This time we bring you two Great Lakes good boys with the prowling Minnesota Dogman and denim-wearing Defiance Dogman. Be proud of us because we didn’t mention that one Florence and the Machine song even once. Featuring: it’s HOT out which means we must be in the Dog Days of Summer, “seasonal thermal lag” is a fun term, Spooky News - 7th Nessie
Date 126 - Triceratops and Bottoms (opens the original)
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Hold on to your butts because we have two monsters of prehistoric proportions for this episode! Dinosaur cryptids can be found in lots of places but these two tend to break the mold in more than a few ways. So listen as love finds a way with the Partridge Creek Monster of the great white north and the surprisingly chatty Atami Stegosaurus! Featuring: problematic youth organizations, shoutout to the YouTube series Muldoon’s Logs, Spooky News: Seattle’s new cryptid - Jimothy the Racoon, a new game
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