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Birdie’s lightness of being (opens the original)
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My neighbor Birdie, who is long and lean and blonde, and used to be married to a professional tennis player (who was by all accounts quite a Man About Town) and has the calves to show for it, is standing in her garden at about 7 o’clock, staring into the middle distance where there is a red and yellow Little Tikes Ride On Car abandoned under an apple tree. It’s the hottest day of the year, according to the tabloids. She has one hand up to her forehead to shield the sun and she suddenly waves her
If not now, when? (opens the original)
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Peaceful Observer (opens the original)
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