HeyJaredMisery Loves Fantasy
Fantasy Football is dumb and we love it. Charley and Sean commiserate over the fantasy season's lowest lows every week. No expert analysis here and that's how we like it.
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Why do we even watch football? (opens the original)
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Last week Charley said losing to Deshaun Watson would be a low moment for him as a sports fan, and then said it wasn't going to happen. It happened. So we flipped a coin to decide who got to be miserable first. Charley makes the case against Todd Bowles — 29th, 29th and 27th in pass defense, 2-9 since starting 6-2, and a scheme the rest of the league figured out four years ago. Then he ranks the eight worst bad beats in Buccaneers history, including Bo Jackson refusing to play for them, a Super
RIP NFL Premium + (opens the original)
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Week 1 is done and we're both, somehow, in a good mood about it. Charley paid for NFL+ Premium specifically to save money, then spent opening Sunday watching it fail on four different devices while holding a two-month-old in a sweater meant for a toddler. It ended on a piracy site. It ended worse than that, actually. Also: Sean's AJ Brown bet lasted exactly one week, Caleb Williams put up four touchdowns in the highest-scoring Week 1 game in NFL history, and Josh Allen has now had two passing an
Our commissioner is accused of crimes. (opens the original)
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An 18-team guillotine league. A new owner who accidentallyautodrafted five quarterbacks. And a trade offer sent late atnight by the man who runs the league. Charley prosecutes, Seandefends himself, and the jury of 16 leaguemates gets to decide.Also: LeBron takes the Polymarket check, Michigan gets bailedout by a clock nobody can find, and Sean pitches a fantasy appwith no projections — because nobody actually knows whetherDenzel Boston is going to score 7.7 points this week.Plus a Survivor-forma
The Players Who Ruined Our Lives (opens the original)
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Season two is here and we're already behind. Sean runs a game called Baby Don't Hurt Me: six draft picks so catastrophic they left permanent psychological damage. Justin Jefferson's 2 touchdowns. Brian Thomas Jr. going from WR7 to WR43. Stephen Ridley getting benched by Belichick in week one and never being heard from again. And the single worst pick in fantasy history, which somehow ended with Bob getting rescued by his own homerism. Then we set our bets for the season, settle up on how badly w
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