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“My ideal dynamic is something like the film Carol and Killing Eve seasons 1-2” (opens the original)
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This Beguiler round has been crazy for me, and by crazy I mean it has turned me on. If you recall, I decided to do a round of Beguilers who specifically want to fullfill the desires of middle-aged, divorced moms. I also tried to prep us for desire fullfillment in a post mostly about role-playing. This round isn’t just for horny, sex-obsessed people; in fact my assumption is that a lot of my readers are exhausted, hormonally ebbing and possibly medicated and the last thing they want is to be put
Your erotic, relational future (opens the original)
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While I work on the Beguiled “Batch Round” post I thought we should prepare ourselves for desire fullfillment, which is very vulnerable, risky business. The Batch Round Beguilers are all different, but all have in common their sincere desire to satisfy the wants of a middle-aged, divorced mom. They read my call in the previous Substack and it resonated like a siren’s song. So that part is done. Some of these Beguilers might just be looking to date1 but I have a hunch that w
Restless Hips (opens the original)
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Hello everyone and welcome. It’s mid-August in the year 2026. Let’s begin with some cheap ways to eat. Resturant Corner, Penny Pincher EditionThis one is a chain: you can get three meals out of a 14 dollar Cava bowl — after the second meal leave just a little bit of the insane medley of 15 different things to mix with a can of tuna / some hummus / maybe some saurkraut or whatever you have lying around. Two meals and some stone soup. Couldn’t resist looking up the company. Some issues with inside
Thank you for coming (opens the original)
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I was so pleased by the whole thing. The music, the popsicles, the agua frescas, the misting fan, printing on everyone’s T-shirts with the weird printer gun Augusta brought back from China — but most of all I loved watching you guys celebrate Juan, give Juan gifts, learn about the plants and take them home. It was the exact inverse of what’s been going on at my studio for the last 23 years, with Juan and I tiptoeing around each other in parallel, solitary work. I got pretty stressed out about Ju
Exquisite Mariposa: Juan's Garden (opens the original)
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I’ve rented the same studio for the last twenty-three years; it was my first house when I moved to L.A. from Portland in 2003 and I just kept on renting it when I moved in with my boyfriend, then husband, now ex-husband. Everything I’ve made, I’ve made in there. When I first moved in the previous tenants explained that there was this kind of rough-looking guy, Juan, who sometimes did odd jobs and weeding for them and other people in the neighborhood. He might come around, they said. Don’t be ala
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