HeyJaredmilquetoast
spicy thoughts on milquey things—fantasy author journey, stories, style, & stuff
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money will buy you happiness because we all sold our souls for this (yes, you too) (opens the original)
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I hate feeling like I don’t have enough. I hate feeling like there is a fairer fey world out there—like being able to afford coffee shops every day, food that isn’t poison, and of course, a fucking house.But can I confess? I don’t just want a house, I want a nice house. I want a nice-nice house. I want to buy clothes in the trendiest baby blue and butter yellow, polka dots, pony hair, Pucci. I want to eat carbonara at restaurants whenever I want. I want a personal trainer. I want fucking horse.A
you should be performative (opens the original)
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When I started milquetoast, I wanted this to be where I wrote all my spicy musings, and through that I would become the hottest, most intellectual version of myself. (I did not.)But I will.So far I’ve mostly posted writing advice, so if you came for only that, I’m sorry, and I’m finally performing what I promised myself, and here is why you should be performative too, including three case studies of my favorite cultural icons, and the learnings and warnings from each.dua lipa and successIt’s no
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