HeyJaredMidnight Crisis
Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie's.
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- Sep 22, 2026
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- Jul 28, 2026
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Episode 90 - Don’t Be Faceist (opens the original)
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"All of the body-ody, the ass and titties" - Ben refuses to say whether he attended Taylor Swift’s wedding. - Doja Cat doesn’t show her boobs real hard. - Nobody has questions about anal bleaching, unibrows and what your face is for. - Ben’s got a plumbing problem and a mysterious wet patch. - Nobody wants a pink light on her car for near emergencies.
Episode 89 - Unpartnered (opens the original)
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"She might not be ready, on this stone cold summer night" - We debate the hypothetical highs and lows of getting paid to masturbate. - Ben recalls his time working at Big Al’s Pizza and Pasta. - We deliberate about foot fetishes and the humble Aussie tradition of the shoey. - Ben gets some harsh feedback at his girlfriend’s family reunion. - Nobody startles her husband by warning him not to get startled. - We argue about whether Ben should have waited for Nobody to arrive before ordering his bur
Episode 88 - I Have Boobies Cancer (opens the original)
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"I've got to leave, it's time for a show" - We ponder the career trajectory of Thomas the Tank Engine’s Fat Controller. - We discuss our recent health checkups and memorable teenage email addresses. - Nobody is worried that Ben brought a spider back from Brazil. - Nobody doesn’t want to live on the ground floor. - Ben tries to sneak a tissue past airport security. - Ben evaluates his chances of figuring out how to use an airplane seat as a flotation device. - Ben discovers you can’t flush toilet
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