HeyJaredMidlife Erotica
Where midlife stops being a crisis - and starts being worth the trouble.
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Here’s what turns ME On in a man (opens the original)
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Every time I see one of those posts saying “Women want…” or “Men need…” or “This is what turns women on…” I’m like:<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="240.5822222222222" src="https://substackcdn.com/ima
Does God leave when we get horny? (opens the original)
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If you are easily offended, you might want to consider not reading me today. I don’t usually have many filters but tonight I am on fire (in a good way).I’ve had one of those ‘downloads’ spiritual people talk about or, as I call it, a WTF moment or rather a sequence of WTFs in this case.By the way, if you read last week’s “The Shadow of Sex and Desire” you’ll remember I emailed my astrologer about OnlyFans. She’s replied but don’t be impatient, let me set the
The Shadow of Sex & Desire (opens the original)
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A few days ago I was listening to an astrology video about Venus in Scorpio from a woman I really like and I am about to do a course with very shortly. And then she started talking about OnlyFans and I nearly fell off my chair.<
Sexlessly Ever After (opens the original)
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I know, here she goes again… you’re thinking, and yes, I am and I won’t shut up about it. My mum did, my grandma did, my great grandma did and the majority of humanity does so… I won’t.And is it because sex is the most important thing in the world? Absolutely not! Not even in my top priorities if I’m honest.It has been exactly one year (and 20 days) I haven’t had any and look at me, I am “fine” but that’s not the point, I am not married!<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://
We Became Machines Before AI (opens the original)
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I can’t help but laugh when I hear people worrying about AI taking over humanity and the visual I get is that humans are becoming more and more like machines.Everything needs optimization. Our work. Our bodies. Our language. Our creativity. Everything must grow, scale and perform. Now AI arrives and everyone panics as if it is the enemy. I truly believe it is just a mirror. AI did not invent the nuclear bomb. We did. And almost everything AI is currently doing that frightens us still has a human
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