HeyJaredMiddle-Aged Lady Mom
Humorous, observational, sometimes irrelevant, always relatable parenthood non-advice.
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- Aug 31, 2026
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- Jul 15, 2026
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Do You Miss Your Menses? (opens the original)
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I met a woman at a dinner party recently who was three years my senior. So imagine my utter shock when this coffin-dodger mentioned she still got her period. 🤯 How was this possible? She claimed to be as regular as a Swiss train since starting her period at nine-years-old. That’s a lot of menses!<div class=
How to Host a Backyard Murder (opens the original)
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I am on a quest to harness the power of Mother Nature and master the masterminds of the avian realms. I’m talking about these obsidian overlords. <img alt="Crow - Wikipedia" class="sizing-normal" height="381.6774193548387" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BG5r!,w_1
There's a New Woman in Our Family! (opens the original)
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