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About Ongalo’s Kahoot Online (opens the original)
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I won.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="735" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TQK9!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1789fc12-43fa-4212-a0fb-17babd72b9d4_
On Substack Side Quest Mwecheche (opens the original)
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I know everyone is waiting for two days ndio drama zianze sasa, but I have decided to beat y’all to it. Let me be MG2 the Lord of instilling FOMO to all who missed out.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="819" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_
Why do me like this? (opens the original)
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Eww, that Pussy Stinks! (opens the original)
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Ever seen a run-over pussy? ...Yeap, those things stink as hell especially if you find them after two days lying by the side of the road, entrails out. Cat and Dog Carcasses both stink, but I think Cat Carcasses stink more.Oh, you thought— <source type="im
Jambo...Jambo Bosco (opens the original)
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What do you call a man who breaks your heart?...Well, if that is what you call a man who breaks your heart, what then would you call a dog who breaks your heart?Well, how pray tell Mr Anko Mapesa would a dog break a man’s heart? By fuckin' dying of course!I would have rather he bit someone's ass nikuwe nashinda Kwa chief, rather than dying.Yes, this is an ode to my beautiful Canine, Don Bosco Jambo Jnr, CGH, MBS, RIP.My dog breeding journey goes way back to my days as a Kipii deep in Kamuchege.
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