HeyJaredMenOpod: all things fifty +
Welcome to MenOpod: All Things Fifty+, the hilarious, unfiltered podcast about midlife, menopause, and motherhood after 50.
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Thou Shalt Not Try Me: Holy Days, Sh*tty Sports & Family Plot Twists | Ep. 73 (opens the original)
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New year, clean slate? Please. Eliana and Leora kick off 5787 debating forgiveness, family food trauma, and Eliana’s new favorite commandment: “Thou shalt not try me.” Shana Tova, everyone! 🍎🍯 Also on the High Holy Days agenda: a HYROX horror story nobody asked for, the theological implications of GLP-1s on Yom Kippur, and a 6 A.M. sisterly SOS involving their mother, their dead dad, and his surprise postmortem trip to the Holy Land. Apparently, a “final resting place” is only final until your m
Nursing Homes, Nut Houses & Nosh Nightmares | Ep. 72 (opens the original)
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Eliana and Leora are barely speaking again, so naturally they’re planning their nursing-home futures. Who’s losing her marbles first? Whose kids will actually visit? And does learning mahjong guarantee you a better table in assisted living? 👵🏻🀄️ First up, Leora puts Eliana through a cognitive test involving subtraction by sevens—which seems like a pretty shitty way to determine whether someone has dementia. 🧠 From there, it’s the usual MenOpod madness: menopause, migraines, mental health, more d
Lions, Liars & Lost Marbles | Ep. 71 (opens the original)
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Leora returns from safari with tales of lions, horny hippos, terrifying night drives, and the shocking discovery that lionesses do all the hunting while males eat first. So basically, the Serengeti has husbands. Meanwhile, Eliana welcomes grand-bunny Gunnar — (RIP Thumper 1, 2…and possibly 3.) and we tackle life’s essential post-50 questions: neck-up or neck-down beauty, becoming our mothers, husbands who are somehow unable to master the skill of putting groceries away, shampoo shower mysteries,
Panty Liners to Pearly Gates: Never Trust a Fart After 50 I Episode 70 (opens the original)
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We’re back from “summer hiatus” — AKA a sister fight — and apparently absence makes the insults grow stronger. This week: Eliana ups her hormone patch, gets vindicated by a UTI, admits she actually DOES miss flights, and joins Leora in inventing the training diaper — for that delicate stage of midlife when Depends feels premature but you can no longer trust a fart. Plus: college chaos, empty-nest panic, Mahjong, AI, weddings and our newest business venture: planning your eternity. Because the ki
Rich, Laid & Completely Unqualified | Ep. 69 (opens the original)
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Apparently, we’ve reached the stage of life where we think we can solve the world’s problems, invent million-dollar businesses, and improve civilization—all before our coffee gets cold. This week we’re talking about the Tate brothers’ latest legal drama (because karma loves a sequel), robot husbands, road rage, menopause, gay dads, college application insanity, and our newest invention: Oy VeyMo™️—because apparently even self-driving cars need a little Jewish mothering. Somewhere between breakin
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