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All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm aiming for with Un Podcast de Martin Kelner.

Newsletter · By Martin Kelner · English · Official site

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Sep 26, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 26, 2026

    ‘Let’s talk Auschwitz’ - not the most promising invitation on a semi-humorous podcast..... (opens the original)

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  2. Issue · Sep 26, 2026

    In praise of Ed Sheeran, fat bears, Sting, & Titz in Westphalia. Includes joke in questionable taste! (opens the original)

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  3. Issue · Sep 26, 2026

    Invite your friends to read Martin’s Substack (opens the original)

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    Thank you for reading Martin’s Substack — your support allows me to keep doing this work.If you enjoy Martin’s Substack, it would mean the world to me if you invited friends to subscribe and read with us. If you refer friends, you will receive benefits that give you special access to Martin’s Substack.Martin’s Substack is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.<form class="sub

  4. Issue · Sep 23, 2026

    A little bit of free stuff - montage sequence from my Piss Poor Podcast, memories of Ski Sunday (opens the original)

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    Something for you schnorrers. Loads more of this calibre of schtuff in the next Kelner Prime. Restack, upgrade, like, etc.

  5. Issue · Sep 21, 2026

    Disney Plus can kiss my arse (opens the original)

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