HeyJaredMarquita Norwood
hater. propagator of smutty chain texts. abuser of recherché vocabulary. adamant supporter of the Silly Goose Agenda™️. owner of one bodacious brain cell.
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- Sep 16, 2026
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- Jul 19, 2026
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Three things I hated this week: uninviting bachelor pads, not in the headspace to receive a nut video and the GOOP™️ troop (opens the original)
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Two Black parents and still ain’t Black enough (opens the original)
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Three things I hated this week: the men paranoid about gold diggers with no gold, excessive accent pillows and passive-aggressive sighing (opens the original)
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Three things I hated this week: threesomes, customer service patrons and Americans moving to Berlin for the aesthetic (opens the original)
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Three things I hated this week: lazy $35 ‘viral’ t-shirts with no design, Boomer men hating their wives and words that repulse me (opens the original)
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