HeyJaredMarcus Musick
Weekly satire and humor posts twice a week. Free to read, $5/month if you’re into bad decisions and decent writing.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
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- Sep 22, 2026
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- Jul 8, 2026
Latest issues
Worst Title Everrrr (opens the original)
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Oops...I Haven’t Published Anything in 2 Weeks (opens the original)
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August Goals Recap — Did I Really Do the Impossible? (opens the original)
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No, I Really Don’t Give a Damn If You Are a Neuroscientist (opens the original)
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How NOT to Gain 20 More Subscribers on Substack (opens the original)
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