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- Indexed episodes, last 90 days
- 7
- Latest publication
- Sep 18, 2026
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- Aug 19, 2026
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Episode 170: Built Different (opens the original)
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A viral sports scandal, a Sydney Sweeney outrage cycle, and a gym-floor drama story collide in a brutally funny episode about what people will tolerate, what they’ll complain about, and why the internet loses its mind over the wrong things. Captain Conan and Daddy Dalt kick things off with a wild debate about a High Rocks athlete who allegedly kept competing after shitting herself mid-event, then compare that chaos to the online meltdown around Sydney Sweeney’s latest ad campaign. Is the athlete
Episode 169: Unemployed Chad (opens the original)
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Niacin on fire, $2,000 folding phones, AI doomerism, and a garage-made ChatGPT drug—this episode moves fast and gets weird in the best way. Captain Conan and Daddy Dalt debate the latest iPhones, e-bikes, AI-generated drugs, dating-app experiments, internet culture, fatherhood, cats, body dysmorphia, running, Halloween costumes, and whether a personal chef is the ultimate life upgrade.
Episode 168: Girl Brain (opens the original)
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In this episode, we unpack the strange ways men and women make sense of the world—from astrology and ghosts to aliens, cryptids, dating, true crime, and the stereotypes we all pretend not to believe. Are you more likely to trust the stars, believe in aliens, or rely on “common sense”?
Episode 167: Pablo Pledgecobar (opens the original)
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Captain Conan and Daddy Dalt go from steroid accusations and six-pack standards to secret societies, true crime, social media chaos, and the future of hover bikes. Expect unfiltered banter, bodybuilding talk, conspiracy tangents, dark internet commentary, and a conversation that gets much stranger than it probably should.
Episode 166: Ocarina of Crime (opens the original)
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Captain Conan and Daddy Dalt cover everything from overseas stem cell treatments and AI fear-mongering to UFC drama, internet slang, anime, fitness, and bizarre scientific studies. With sharp opinions, ridiculous tangents, and plenty of unfiltered banter, this episode is a fast-moving tour through the strange, funny, and unexpectedly thoughtful parts of modern life.
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