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Guru Diaries: the mom does nothing (opens the original)
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It’s 3:14 AM and the second time I’ve been up for an hour tonight. Since going to bed with the most noble intentions of returning to my 5AM wake up schedule (and shanghai-ing my husband into the alarm clock with me, of course) I’ve finished an audiobook (The Everything Store (about Amazon)) , a podcast episode, posted on social media, and sneezed a thousand times into the towel I’m sleeping with. I’m sandwiched between my five year old and nineteen month old, who are sleeping soundly for the fir
Guru Diaries: medical anxiety (opens the original)
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It’s 4:05 AM and I really want to check, to make sure I’m allowed to write this. Did the abscess drain? You know, if it’s pilonidal the issue really is insufficient drainage. She missed a dose yesterday and so early on I’m concerned things are going to close because we didn’t go in strong enough yesterday, but I was just so busy. I do just want to check and see if I’m allowed to write this because if I’m not I really should spend the next four hours of quiet alone time, the first quiet alone tim
Lindsay Clancy: How do you know it’s God talking? (opens the original)
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Naptime Empires: energy rates (opens the original)
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It didn’t take much time selling my time to realize the degree to which I value it. It was these specific words from a client “I want access to your energy” that put it in perspective for me.My energy is what writes books, raises children, and powers a school. My energy solves bigger and bigger problems for the world, at very affordable rates. My energy runs a happy home and a business, and for the right client, I can fold you into my home, my heart, and my business.<a class="image-link image2 i
Guru Diaries: death to cheapy (opens the original)
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Now that the Erotic Wealth launch is closed (our first call was at 9 yesterday ), I can tell you something I’ve been meaning to share.Trigger warning: historically, gatekeepers refuse education to people because their self worth will improve too much to continue tolerating abuse. I got some education, I value myself more, and you can be mad at my expensive ass teachers. Knowledge is power.You don’t mess with the price on the red line of magic, and I didn’t want to bring in customers from financi
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