HeyJaredMalloy.rocks
Writer and cartoonist. Creator of the Malloy.rocks political humor comics. Author of Bad Choices Make Good Stories and a few other books.
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- Aug 8, 2026
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- Jul 3, 2026
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Trump's new wig is a little much. (opens the original)
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Where's Mitch? 🔥 (opens the original)
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Republicans don’t want to admit that Mitch is dead, because they don’t want to lose power in the Senate. That’s election fraud.This is a test run. They will also try to hide the truth for as long as possible, when Trump is in a coma or dead.Just like they’re already hiding his medical condition.Malloy.rocks is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or pa
Trump is Hitler 2.0 (opens the original)
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If you like my memes, fee free to “steal” them. 🙂 Follow me for more.Malloy.rocks is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.<form class="subscriptio
The world is on fire. And it's not ok. (opens the original)
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I feel bad for Gen Z and Gen Alpha. Their future is gonna be Hell on Earth.Malloy.rocks is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.<div class="f
If you hate Hitler, you're antifa. If you hate antifa, you're a Nazi. (opens the original)
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Fascist dictators don’t announce that they’re fascist dictators.They announce that it’s illegal to be anti-fascist.In 1944, an article called “American Fascism” appeared in the New York Times, written by then vice president Henry Wallace. “A fascist,” wrote Wallace, “is one whose lust for money or power is combined with such an intensity of intolerance toward those of other races, parties, classes, religions, cultures, regions or nations as to make him ruthless in his use of deceit or violence t
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