HeyJaredLust + Found
Through artful introspection, radical honesty and self responsibility, Lust + Found reveals ancient wisdom through the exploration of one woman's entertaining bullshit.
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2.14 No Bananas On Board (opens the original)
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It’s 7am. Rami and I are standing in front of a shitty fishing boat called the Happy Days.There are forty-five people on it. There is a bait tank. There is a man selling coffee out of a window for a dollar seventy-five and a hand-lettered sign that says NO BANANAS ON BOARD. There are Mexican families everywhere with their own coolers and bait and…..it seems Rami has charted us some kind of ….public fishing boat for a romantic day at sea he’s been envisioning. LOL.RAMI: OH MY GOD this isn’t - ME:
2.13 34B (opens the original)
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I don’t know what day it is anymore. I just know I wake up, go about doing my thing…and at multiple points in a day….I receive texts that could drastically alter how that day or week goes. Caroline: Vegas. Thursday to Sunday. Group. Flights and rooms covered. Business Class. Yep.Thursday comes. I find the luxury doggie daycare and I drop Rose off. She does not look back at me once, which is great…I’ve found her a second home. This cohort of escorts all know each other by now, we’ve done group jo
2.12 The Golden Age (opens the original)
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Sooooo…..a lot of purchases have been made since Aspen…..Rent, five months, paid ahead: $25,000Couch: $4,200Art: $1,100Car: $31,000Rose: vet, shots, the food with the ancestral diet: $2,340Pet camera: $189Dentist, finally: $2,800Teeth, the actual work, because he found things: $6,400Hair Extensions: $3,100Facialist on Melrose who does not take walk-ins: $400/monthA jacket I wear in Los
2.11 The Truth Is Stupid (opens the original)
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This is the afternoon I think I may have become a conspiracy theorist.I haven’t exactly discovered a conspiracy….it’s more like I continue to be surrounded by them. Today, someone made me sign an NDA before she told me what the conspiracy was.There are probably more respectable ways to dabble with the paranoid fringe of American life.…this is mine.I used to think conspiracy theorists were for the mentally weak and the intellectually lazy. You know, those who needed an explanation and external “b
2.10 Don’t Do It Again,Babes (opens the original)
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I’m starting to lose track of the day of the week….This might make some people nervous, but it makes me happy. Time is a construct, anyways so to be in a position where I don’t have to be a slave to it…existing in a constant state of panic and not enoughness is ….divine. I’m alone a lot, and I love it. I think I have a higher capacity for being alone than most people do. I love and am entertained by my thoughts and I like my company and I can read for six hours without looking up.I think this is
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