HeyJaredLucy on the Ground
For those of you who say my rants are too long for IG and I make my fonts to small trying to fit it all in...this is for you.
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Best (and Worst) of September (opens the original)
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Guys, we made it. And by “we”, I mean me, myself and I!The beginning of this month I was feeling like time was moving quickly and it was going to be a rush to the finish line…while I do still feel like I blinked and it was over (seriously, where did September go??), I also can’t believe I was naive enough to forget that this second to last month of pregnancy would feel a million years long in many ways. I am exhausted. And I need this child out of me immediately, I’ve earned my epidural at this
Luce Ends: Sept 24th (opens the original)
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I don’t think anyone noticed or cared for that matter—but I did not put out any posts this week, including my RHUGT Pyramid.<img alt="What is the GOAT of Housewives gifs? : r/BravoRealHousewives" class="sizing-normal" height="200" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/
Luce Ends: Sept 18th (opens the original)
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As many of you who follow me on Instagram know, things have gotten less…comfortable…in the last few weeks. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="560" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oxBG!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:st
Best (and Worst) Dressed: Emmys Awards 2026 (opens the original)
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Greetings you red carpet fanatics!I am so thrilled I actually got this done (it’s not necessarily hard, but it is time consuming and, considering how much napping I'm doing, I wasn’t sure I’d get through it in a timely manner!), but here we are! An extensive, but I’m sure not even close to complete, list of last night’s LEWKS featuring my harsh and completely uneducated critiques.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!tbv6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,f
RHUGT Roaring 20s Pyramid Rankings: Ep 6 (opens the original)
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When I say “I needed this”, a good episode of Real Housewives is usually what I mean. And, once again, despite that absolutely garbage that RHOC is serving up, we were treated to a week of cross-franchise Housewivery that soothed the parts of me that needed soothing, all thanks to RHUGT, which is delivering something I don’t think we’ve had in years (Atlanta and Potomac excluded.)<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!E8YM!,f_auto,q_auto:good,f
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