HeyJaredLoonacy Podcast
Four guys talk Minnesota United, craft beer and real life, providing an independent and unbiased perspective of MNUFC's tactics and decisions.
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307 So Yeah, We Lost Our Defense : Loons Lose To Portland & Who Steals Beer (opens the original)
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The guys open the podcast talking about their time at the MN State Fair and the beers they had there. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons loss to Portland. They talk about the lineup, going down badly early, another Loons comeback, not having enough to get any points, and the Loons falling in the end. They then make their predictions for the games against Dallas and STL. They finish off the pod with a story about the theft of some good beer in England.
306 Play Wonder...Nope Not Today : Loons Draw Orlando & Corners (opens the original)
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The guys open the pod talking about the MN State Fair, and their excitement about going there on Monday & Friday. Then it's on to the nights beer, and a discussion about the crazy match against Orlando City. They talk about the lineups, two strikers again, early opportunities, a non-call on a hand ball, a crazy play leads to an OC goal, being down 2 will 20 minutes left, a ten minute stretch of three Loons goals, and then giving up a goal in the dying moments. They then make their predictions fo
305 Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde : Loons Drop One, Win One & Oh Baby (opens the original)
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The guys open the pod getting right into the nights beers and discussing a couple announcements from MNUFC. Then it's on to the disappointing loss to Atlanta at home during MNUFC's 10 Anniversary night. Connor talks about seeing the former players, and the guys discussed what went wrong. They then move on to the Loons victory over SJ on Saturday nights. They talk about the lineups, a two striker setup, an early penalty that looked like it could have doomed the game, a fantastic goal by Pererya,
304 Same Ol' Situation : Loons Get a Draw Against RSL & Pump It Up (opens the original)
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The guys open the pod talking about what they've been up to the past week & other things. Then it's on to the nights beer, and a discussion of the Loons draw against RSL. They discuss the lineup, a boring first half, RSL getting a late goal, the Loons coming back very late to tie it up, and an ending that is all too familiar this season. They talk about what's next for the striker position, and some changes the team should look at making moving forward. They then make their predictions for the u
303 Hop Onboard The Struggle Bus : Loons Get Knocked Out Of The Leagues Cup & It's A Gas (opens the original)
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The guys open the pod talking about a Saturday night at Canterbury Park and other life events. Then it's on to the nights beers, and the rumor that AZ Jackson is heading back to MN. They then discuss the Loons struggles during the first two games of the Leagues Cup. They talk about Yeboah's issues, and what might be next for him. They then talk about what the team might be thinking regarding this transfer window, and how it looks like they are going to hold until next summers window. They then m
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