HeyJaredLoon Lake
introspections & other silly thoughts from the edge of the lake
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'HERE YA GO, PAPER LADY!' (opens the original)
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8:40 AM: Freshly fueled by a watermelon-flavored yerba mate, Mitsi the Mitsubishi and I arrive at the loading dock in good spirits. Waiting for me with my 2,000 copies of newspapers in tow is my boss. We chat about how eerie the day before was: a new moon in Cancer, apocalyptic skies from the Canadian wildfires, and just a general unease in the air. I start sweating as I load the first bundle into my car. It’s gonna be a hot one.Locked and loaded to the brim with Vermont’s hottest happenings, I
We aren't serious when we're seventeen (opens the original)
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I began my nightly toot and scoot the way any other important journey begins: mildly stoned, terribly guilty, and starved for connection to nature.After gorging myself on a bowl of what I’ve so creatively named “special pasta,” I laced up my brand spankin’ new sneakers that have ~reflective accents~. Any other day and I’d have reached for my sandals or some shit, but it was nighttime, and the devil’s lettuce had gently tenderized my brain. So, I opted for the reflective baddies to signal to any
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