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Love, Lindsey - September 28th 2026 (opens the original)
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For the last three weeks - really the last four months - I have been on the road, living out of a suitcase and a backpack and a panic attack. I’ve been on tour, I’ve been to a wedding, I went to Disney World for the first time ever (more on that later) and to make it all extra special, I also managed to fit in a sinus infection, the flu and a chest infection because yes, I am an overachiever.I know I’ve talked about must-have travel stuff before but today I’m sharing the things that (literally)
Love, Lindsey - 3rd September 2026 (opens the original)
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Somehow, I am, once again, mere days away from a book tour and my empty suitcase is sat across the room, taunting me with its limited carry-on capacity. Could I take a checked bag? Yes. But then I’d have to check a bag. You can see the bind I’m in. When you’re traveling as much as I am over the next few weeks, every second counts and I simply do not have the energy take the bag to the drop off and wait around at the luggage carousel (also known as the seventh circle of hell, where manners go to
Love, Lindsey - 27th August 2026 (opens the original)
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Hey pals, I cannot believe it’s already the end of August, much like how I couldn’t believe it was the end of January, February, March or in fact any month this year. It’s nuts, seriously, doesn’t it only seem like two minutes since we all lost our collective minds for Heated Rivalry? That was last year. To make matters worse, it’s currently hotter than the devil’s crotch after a long summer day walking around Alton Towers which makes getting any work done all but impossible. I’m also currently
Love, Lindsey - August 4th 2026 (opens the original)
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For the last two weeks, every time I open Insta or TikTok, I’m blasted with everyone an their mother’s opinion of five things that are worth your money, and guess what? I’M NO BETTER THAN THEM. Actually I’m worse because I’m so late to this trend, it’s shameful BUT I have a good reason! The copyedits for Sink Or Swim went back to my publisher last week … Read more
Love, Lindsey - 8th July 2026 (opens the original)
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I swear I’ll be back with real newsletters very soon - AND advance info on US pre-orders and the US tour so you will get first dibs on tickets - but today I’m here to whore my ebook around because, sob, that’s my actual job.That’s right, you can own twelve months of my life’s work for just 99p on ebook (or about a fiver in paperback) if you grab Hit Or … Read more
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