HeyJaredLife's a Pitch Podcast
Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish?
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Episode 563: Feel Good Ink (with Aiden Pyne) (opens the original)
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This week we're joined by Aiden Pyne pitch movies based on popular song titles! In so doing, we uncover a "lost" Philip K Dick book and create a world where grief is only a matter of running out of the good stuff. Other movies pitched: Pump Up the Jam Booty
Deleted Scenes: The Least Wanted Man in Tulsa (opens the original)
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We chat weird westerns, and pitch a strange character comedy about an aspiring foreign cowboy Thanks for downloading the Deleted Scenes for episode 562 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast! If you haven't already, we recommend listening to this week's main episode, at least then you'll have context for the confusion.
Episode 562: The Disappearing Saloon (opens the original)
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This week we pitch a Western ghost story as one modern teen is transported to a strange western world, he finds solace in the easy justice and power of being a gun-toting cowboy. But when his deeds and fantasies spill into the real world, he'll have to figure out who he really is. Other movies pitched: Miner Town Minotaur Long Ride off a Short Track
Deleted Scenes: It's Grim Up North (opens the original)
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We pitch an Odyssey of London businessmen trying to get up to Edinburgh after the train breaks down, then Tom isn't allowed to talk about Christopher Nolan but we end up doing so anyway. Finally we examine the long awaited "Dev Patel W*nk*ng Theory"
Episode 561: The "Do My Evil Bidding" Soup (opens the original)
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We pitch some "Dark" fantasy. After poisoning his liege-lord, Gordon Ramsay goes out on the road, cooking up soup and blagging his way to the top. Surely those mysterious strangers offering him ingredients were simply good samaritans, right? Other movies pitched: The Long March to Dragon's Hole The (Formerly) Jolly Green Giant
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