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Sauroman/Grima Voice Over Attempt (opens the original)
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002Directed by Peter JacksonBased on The Two Towers by J. R. R. TolkienGrima (v.o.): Helms Deep has one weakness. Its outer wall is solid rock, but for a small culvert at its base which is little more than a drain.[Saruman is finishing a device for his army; a large metal sphere filled with black chips (effectively, a bomb). Grima approaches with curiosity holding a lit candle.]Grima: How? How can fire undo stone? What kind of device can bring down the wall?[Sa
Gaara Voice Over Attempt (opens the original)
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Naruto Shippuden 2007Directed by Hayato DateProduced Pierrot and Tokyo TV"In the name of gain and profit for one's nation and village... Shinobi have hated and hurt each other for many years. From the first to the third ninja war and conflicts in between. All of that hatred cried out for power, thus I was born. In the past I was hatred, and power, and a Jinchuuriki.. And I hated this world, and all its people...and thought about destroying both. That's exactly what the Akatsuki is trying to do n
Monster Kissing Booth Part 23 (opens the original)
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I couldn’t believe I received a quest from a necromancer in exchange for my freedom. Failure meant eternal slavery.Studying the map, I received said all. The ogre bars the path to the dragon. But the troll’s bridge blocked passage to the ogre. The bridge lay beyond the fairy’s grove. And that lay beyond the goblin warrens.I was sweating like a pig. I was in trouble.“What ails you traveler?”Folding the map, I met an odd face. Quite literally. The girl had no mouth. Mindy Mouthless.“My apologies,
Roz Voice Over Attempt (opens the original)
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Monsters Inc 2001Directed by Pete DoctorProduced by Pixar Animation StudiosLead CDA Agent: Stay where you are. Number One wants to talk to you. (to other CDA) Attention!Roz: [Roz enters the room] Hello, boys.Sulley and Mike: Roz?Roz: Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan. Of course, without your help, I never would have known that this went all the way up to Waternoose.(Boo scampers up to Sulle
Monster Kissing Booth Part 22 (opens the original)
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I thought my end had arrived. Lexi Lich made thorough work of my remains when she drained me.Fate had a different plan altogether.I awoke on a decrepit altar in what I assumed was an abandoned cave. That was until I received a throaty cackle from the darkness.“Hello?” I asked fearfully.“Good morning Sleeping Beauty.”My gaze found the source. Natalie Necromancer.“You brought me back to life? Why?”Natalie cackled deeply. “Because I have a task that you must complete.”“What’s that?”“You must travel
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