HeyJaredLGWM
Large Glass. White Milk.
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- Sep 6, 2026
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The Wires of Eruv (opens the original)
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Episode 29. We cover: Tricking God with an island perimeter wire in New York The guy who ordered five dollars worth of dipping sauce for three breadsticks The Vietnam War's secret piss bombing program Attempting to drive on the left side of the road in England without dying Good ways to launder drug money through local livestock auctions thanks for listening :^) pls sub and like bc if you dont a ghost will come into ur room at night and kiss ur neck and call you gay.
The Boopisode (opens the original)
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If you are reading this you have avoided the boopisode. This copy is uncensored but youtube didn't like this copy. wonder why lol. anyway, are worms the smartest of all creatures? are they typing this as we speak? Do you want to wear a sackcloth like a 800bc sad boy? do you hate fireworks as much as us? Find out this week on almost got banned from youtube bc of mean words! Thanks for listening :^) pls like sub follow tweet clap
Achieving Boomerosis (opens the original)
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Where is the biggest church in Africa? Would Gordon Ramsey cut chicken faster than that Indian dude who used a knife with his toes? Chinese biowarfare? Favorite edible bugs? Learning how to finally become a boomer and achieve boomerosis? We got it all. Thanks for listening :^) pls like sub rate, go to a retirement home and play this over the pa system
They Stole My Water Memories (opens the original)
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Are the AI data centers stealing your shower thoughts and storing them in huge memory banks? maybe Is Dick Butkis a funny name? yes. Martin Boofer King Jr makes an appearance. and tons more wonderful ideas. Thanks for listening :^) pls like and sub and rate and steal my water memories
This Episode Was Promised 3000 Years Ago (opens the original)
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We bought a yamika. Wanna talk about biblical plagues and make fun of anime redditors who dress up like super heroes? Want to help Levi run a bot farm using dead geezers cellphones? Do you want to hear about the extended LGWM historical universe? (we call people gay.) Then tune in for this weeks Episode. also its ep 25 and that's best number bc 5x5 and 5 is best number, Thanks for listening :^) pls sub, like, rate, threaten to report me because you didn't understand the obvious joke is a joke! -
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