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Comment “FART” and I’ll send the recipe right to your DMs! (opens the original)
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So what the…? I have had an increasingly nagging question rattling around in my brain which is: what is with this new format of cooking videos & recipe posts that starts and/or ends with the CTA of, “comment [word] and we’ll send you the recipe right to your DMs!”? I have so many questions, to the tune of:Why? Girl. Be so for real. It just…looks so ugly…How? Is it a tech-enabled feature? Or do you have someone manually DM every person who comments? Whe
Family Meal (opens the original)
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September is so heavy with the weight of change; it’s a month that doesn’t discriminate against age. September will make you feel like summer break is over, you’re loading your new school supplies in your backpack, and you’re getting on that damn bus regardless of if you’re 12, 37, or 80. And for the first few weeks, when August is still a memory and the heat clings in the air, the back of your thighs continue to stick to the seats. Of the school bus. Of the classroom chairs. Of the lunch table.
3,000 Hungry, Gay Ravers (opens the original)
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Buried deep in the woods of South-Central Pennsylvania, or North-Central Maryland, or North-East West Virginia, or simply The Appalachian Mountains - whichever way you want to slice it - is an annual music festival of astounding caliber called Honcho. <source type="ima
The Poop In Our Food (opens the original)
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Confirmed by almost 2,000 cases in 34 states: there’s poop in the food. There’s a stomach-churning parasitic infection called Cyclosporiasis - a disease catalyzed by the parasite Cyclospora Cayetanensis - which can cause the bomb cyclone of bowel movements. Cyclospora only comes from one source: human feces. Therefore we have this shitty a tale as old as time: poop begets poop. The parasite is caused by feces and infects produce, which, when eaten, causes explosive diarrhea. So it is only natura
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