HeyJaredLet's Just Not Go to School
This is Let's Just Not Go to School, a newsletter about all the higher powers— social media, celebrity, gods, false idols, etc.
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A Peloton Scenic Mode Drowning (opens the original)
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Infantile Amnesia and Its Aftermath (opens the original)
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Dreams often begin mid-scene with knowledge of the premise pre-programmed. Standing somewhere totally unfamiliar, even nonsensical, you think, “This is where I go to school.” You don’t need to be told, “Today is the first day, and there is my teacher” or “ I’m supposed to be wearing pants.” The rules are encoded; you just have to respond. This is also what it feels like the moment you realize you’re alive.At three, I snapped into consciousness, sitting at the drawing table in my preschool classr
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