HeyJaredLet’s Get Bread
Two gay comedians talk all things food, money, sex, and spirituality. Tune in weekly to get the worst takes out there.
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Books That Made Us Gay (opens the original)
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If you judged books by their covers you would probably (accurately) judge Everett; Lucas less so. But this week we dive into literature, specifically the literature that made us turn away from stable, normal lives as heterosexuals and turn into homosexuals who love camp, pomp, and melodrama. These books WILL probably turn you gay if you read them, so you need to get your copies now from the library. Except for some of the ones on Everett’s list. You’ll know it when we get there.
Music That Made Us Gay (opens the original)
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If taste makes the man, taste can also make him gay. This week the boys dive into the soundtrack to homosexuality-- the songs, albums, and concepts that made us do that wendy williams head bop thing as young queerlings. From Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne to Anohni and Flyleaf, our picks for music that turned us gay might just turn you gay, too. And if they don’t, they should.
Movies That Made Me Gay (opens the original)
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Sometimes a movie can open your eyes to the beauty of the world. It can show you something you’d never imagined, open windows onto experiences you’d never dreamed possible. But other times, movies will reveal to you that YOU are GAY. You are SO GAY and there’s NO going back. This week the boys talk over gay awakenings in film; classics, cult classics, camp, and cultural touchstones that told us we, your hosts, are irretrievably gay.
The Time I Was Fired From the Olive Garden (opens the original)
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This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re talking about getting fired, the fantasy of quitting before you get laid off, and the very real dream of having enough money that employment becomes more of a fun suggestion than a requirement. If you are a future employer creeping on either of the hosts, this episode was recorded by AI bots. ENJOY!
Can You Handle Constructive Criticism? (opens the original)
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Have you ever received critique? Ever been criticized? Then this week's for you! Sometimes a critique sticks, sometimes it's earned, and sometimes it's completely unfair. We dive in to figure out how to gracefully accept notes, how not to react when someone offers feedback, and give each other some less-than-helpful critiques.
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