HeyJaredKittenesque
Stories and observations on appearances, events, and culture by a former fashion model and art dealer. Vulnerability is my strong suit. Truth is my language.
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- Sep 26, 2026
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- Aug 7, 2026
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Very Stupid (opens the original)
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The Coolest Guys in the Room (opens the original)
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Readers, I’m delighted to feature my first guest writer on Kittenesque: Gerard Jeffrey.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="399.93131868131866" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!703g!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/http
The September Kitten: Prince George (opens the original)
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Hello again, and if you’ve just landed on Kittenesque, welcome!This is a monthly series, published on the first Thursday of each month, alternating between Cats & Kittens and Family Tangles.For Cats & Kittens, I profile a figure of interest — living or historical — who has piqued my curiosity. The Cats are the fully fledged characters;
Surprise (opens the original)
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Back in my school days, I was told by a teacher named Miss Jupp that I had a gift with words. I was young (6 or 7), living at boarding school, and spent most of my free time - when I wasn’t in the classroom - writing made up stories with my fountain pen in an A4 pad. At my secondary school, I was encouraged in a similar way by another English teacher na… Read more
While I Was Away (opens the original)
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