HeyJaredKAWPS The Podcast
A comedic police news podcast covering the under-reported kawp stories of the week, from the infuriating to the absurd. There’s a lot. Brought to you by Jaffer Khan (Redacted Tonight) and Ashton Womack (Daily Show).
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- 11
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- Sep 23, 2026
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- Jul 8, 2026
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9/23/26: Grand Theft Auto 5-0 (opens the original)
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We had to cut a little bit of the intro bc it got too good. We promise that won’t happen again. After another ridiculous and normal headline roundup, we update yall on some of our favorite cops. Then, we discuss Oklahoma cops refusing to return a man’s ATV, Milwaukee cops who refuse to stop completely ransacking a couples house even though they know they’re getting swatted, a NY cop going thru someone’s mail with the department refusing to explain themselves, and finally a judge ordered mental h
9/16/26: Flocking to Axon (opens the original)
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What an episode! After a longer than average headline roundup, we discuss our main stories of the week. We got Detroit cops who can't stop shooting themselves, cities replacing their Flock ALPR cameras with Axon ALPR cameras, police drones chasing around innocent people, cops worried that WE might be using Meta glasses to record THEM, and finally some senseless police on police crime. Subscribe to the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.
9/9/26: Wanted (opens the original)
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Ashton's back. It's early, and the studio stinks. This week, we got a Houston cop shooting 14 shots at women outside of a club the boys used to perform stand-up comedy at. Followed by the story of Houston cop Gerald Goines, one of the craziest police corruption stories you've never heard of. Then its Florida cops setting up a decoy Flock camera to catch a vandal, plus an Oklahoma cop and his wife secretly moving in with and stealing from an old man with dementia. Subscribe to the Patreon for wee
9/2/26: A Swing and a Miss (opens the original)
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Very happy to have special guest Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels Podcast) on the show. We discuss Pennsylvania police taking some adorable little girls to court for breaking a swing chain, Georgia cops pursuing an old man for picking up $30 from the ground at Wal Mart, North Carolina cops forcing themselves into a woman’s home for access to her Ring doorbell camera, St Louis cops wildly shooting at teenagers after a house party, and the tragic police killing of an unarmed college student, Glenn Pys
8/26/26: Broke a Leg (opens the original)
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We talk about Memphis, Flock planning to use even more invasive AI, cops misusing Flock even when they're not even trying to, cops pressing charges on a kid because they did such a bad job trying to arrest him they injured themselves, and the shocking killing of the elderly and deaf Gregory Kase. Sign up for our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast
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