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MANHUNTER (opens the original)
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No, this is not a post about my Raya profile and entirely unenthusiastic efforts to re-enter the dating pool (even if I did kick off said efforts by accidentally charging the first year’s membership of the celeb-endorsed app to my ex-husband’s credit card within weeks of separating from him… honestly, I thought I was going to DIE and it seemed like the best and only way out of the toe-curling situation at the time… I’d have willingly and gladly presented myself to Hannibal Lecktor/Lecter as an a
THE CYCLE OF LOVE (opens the original)
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I don’t know what was in the air when PK, an Indian street artist of the “untouchable” Harijan class, met Lotta, a rather gorgeous traveller of Swedish nobility, in a Delhi market in 1976-ish, spent a few idyllic days in tourist-shrine-visiting-mode before deciding she was his destiny, promised to him by way of an astrological reading recorded on a palm leaf, and he made it totes make sense to travel the 6,000 mile journey to follow her from Delhi to Boras, Sweden… by bicycle.If you were to ask
PRACTICAL MAGIC 2 (opens the original)
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It was a difficult and long-avoided day when, much like the Owens sisters in Suzanne Bier’s ridunculous PRACTICAL MAGIC 2, I was obliged to explain to my two gorgeous daughters why our joyful, loving, oestrogen-driven home is entirely absent of men (and why I dedicate a minimum of four hours per day to keeping it that way by watching FATAL VOWS on Amazon Prime, plus a smattering of MEET, MARRY, MURDER and HAPPILY NEVER AFTER and LETHAL LOVE… our godforsaken world may be in short supply of water,
THE ORESTEIA (opens the original)
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September is here and summer is officially over. Good riddance, I say. Farewell blistering heat and hose pipe bans! Au revoir OOO replies to every single fucking e-mail! Adieu Mondays which feel like Fridays and Sundays which feel like Wednesdays! Sayanora to the loosest and least disciplined season of ‘em all!I have previously been a fan of a tight two… Read more
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA (opens the original)
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Gloriously… camp. Just watch it, ffs. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1882" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yhsN!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_aut
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