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- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 13
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- Sep 12, 2026
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- Jul 4, 2026
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Betty Diaries: Super El Niño at the World Weather Federation Press Conference - Park Record (opens the original)
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PARK RECORD: Mr. Niño, they say that you’re strengthening, with a greater than 90% chance of becoming “very strong” this fall and winter, and a 69% chance to become a historic event exceeding previous El Niños going back to 1950. Do you care to comment? SUPER EL NIÑO: Very strong? Very strong? When I climb that turnbuckle and rip off my shirt, everyone will damn well know I’m not “Very Strong El Niño!!!” By the way, regular El Niño is a disaster. Small. Very small. He makes three inches overnigh
Betty Diaries: Larger than life - Park Record (opens the original)
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For my birthday last February, I’d invited my ski crew to meet me at Silver Lode for a group photo at the “This Is Your Mountain” sign up top before we all did a lap together. On the day, all but three friends canceled at the last minute. I was a kind of disappointed at the small turnout, but happy that at least Larry, Chris and Jake had shown up. At the top of the lift, the guys pulled a bottle of Veuve Clicquot out of a backpack and started unfurling a white sheet onto which they’d spray-paint
Betty Diaries: Working 9 to 5 from the outside in - Park Record (opens the original)
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“Dolly Parton’s death may be the last monocultural event of our era,” wrote one of my Substack friends. Yes, Dolly brought us together, “the last great unifier in a divided nation,” as one news outlet put it. Adored by fans across gender, race, class, politics and religion. Name a boundary. Dolly vaulted over it in 6-inch rhinestone heels, leaving in her wake a trail of Grammy-winning songs, hilarious quips and unbridled generosity. In many ways, Dolly gave us the ultimate selfie. Big boobs, big
Betty Diaries: Let’s run it up the red-flag pole - Park Record (opens the original)
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He had sunglasses on in his profile pic (red flag), but he was holding an adorable mini dachshund in his lap (green flag). I called it a draw and agreed to meet him for a drink. When I arrived for the date, he stood up to greet me wearing short shorts. I mean, not exactly 1980s Tom Selleck short, but close (yellow flag). Then I spotted not one, but two man necklaces (red flag). I decided to set all flags aside for the evening and from there, the conversation flowed. I left the date feeling cauti
Betty Diaries: Stranger Things and the mall-ification of Main Street - Park Record (opens the original)
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The following pages were discovered beneath a pile of Patagonia puffers and Carhartt beanies in a utility closet somewhere on Main Street. TWO weathered LOCALS sit on stools at the bar. The BARTENDER sets a shot and a beer in front of them. Jesus, Max, can you believe we’re still sitting here after all these years. Seems like only yesterday I was slinging burgers when this joint was The Alamo. Too bad this town is going down the toilet — amirite or amirite, Max? Yeah and I heard they’re opening
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