HeyJaredKahzgul's Corner: A Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes "Blog"
This is a compilation of verbal abuse aimed squarely at the Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes video game. Also sometimes tips and tricks and strategy guides. Mostly abuse though. I'm really big on the abuse.
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Conquest Guide: Embo & Keibu (opens the original)
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Welcome to my Embo & Kaibu Conquest Guide hub! Bookmark this page for the next three months and you’ll have full access to all of my conquest-related guides.If you’re new to my guides, start by reading these. Seriously. 99% of the questions I get are answered in these three posts.I reference the teams and terms in the posts above constantly. And I get so many requests to explain “what is DCS cheese?” My brother in RNGsus, it’s explained in the common cheese strategi
The Roadmap: EmBark (opens the original)
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Alright, let’s get to the meat and potatoes of this guide: The roadmap.Every Conquest you start with 144 energy. Each combat uses 20. So that’s 7 combats to start the conquest. In each 24 hour period, you regenerate about 120 energy (6 combats). On top of that, I recommend doing all 3 refreshes at 50c each (an additional 18 combats). This means that on day 1 you have 31 combats to burn, and on subsequent days you have 24.This is not 100% accurate, since the time your day resets is also when your
Data Disc Strategy: EmDog (opens the original)
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For the basics about data disc philosphy and general build strategies, check out this post:Now that you understand the basics of how to assemble a disc loadout, let’s talk about the NEW DATA DISCS for this conquest:Dread (••••): At the start of each allied units’ turn, they inflict Fear and Plague on a random enemy for 2 turns. When Fear expires, that enemy takes 25% max health damage. If an enemy is below 50% health when Fear expires, they are instantly defeated.My thoughts on t
Conquest Feats and Team Building: Embo & Kaibu (opens the original)
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Feats are listed by sector. Each feat will state after the name how many burritos it is worth.Note: Be sure to have read my “common conquest cheese teams” post, linked in the main hub article. I reference it frequently!GLOBAL FEATS250 kills in the challenge path (15):Free. The F3-4T droid disc is back! And needed for one of the cheeses in sector 5. Honestly F34T + DCS is a really strong combo that lets us bring our best units without much fear of accidentally ending the run by killing everyone (
How to RiseTB: A Guide for my Guild. And maybe Yours. (opens the original)
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I started today by pulling two feet of shit-encrusted roots out of the cleanout for my sewage line. This is a surprisingly apt metaphor for what your guild leaders do each and every Territory Battle. Because if everything works, they’re sweating their asses off, the ground is covered in excrement, and - hopefully - things are flowing smoothly.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9lA-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubs
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