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intellectual brain rot from a chronically online cultural strategist
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- Jul 29, 2026
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Everything’s a damn think piece (opens the original)
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The taste crisis is standing on line (opens the original)
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We hit 2,000 subscribers last week!I don’t know what to say besides thank you. This substack, this writing process, is what keeps me sane. It keeps the brain rot at bay. It keeps me sharp in my job and in my daily life.I’ll keep writing so long as you keep reading.xoxo<a class="image-link image2" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kKoA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F418f39b1-7e33-42d0-bedc-a1cc7c57dbad_13
Why is everyone so socially awkward (opens the original)
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I just spent an idyllic two weeks in Prince Edward Island at my parents’ cottage and while I did leave feeling incredibly refreshed and creatively inspired, I did neglect my daily writing practice in favor of spending quality time with my family and downing at least a dozen oysters every day. So only one article this month! Even unpaid Substack writers deserve some time off!!!subscribe if u don’t think 28 oysters is too much to eat in one setting, it’s like totally normal ok especia
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