HeyJaredJesus Stole Our Movies
After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed.
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59: Labyrinth: Magic Dance! (opens the original)
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in this episode, Zak watches the Jim Henson classic for the first time, and Donavon forgets the plot. hear the crazy Christian response, then dive into the movie with us. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug contact us: jesusstoleourmovies@gmail.com
58: The People Under The Stairs: He Doesn't Talk Much, Does He? (opens the original)
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In this episode Donavon and Zak attack the Wes craven film. after a break from writing the script, the guys discuss the Christian response to it and break down the horror/comedy?
57: The NeverEnding Story: Moon Child! (opens the original)
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In this episode, Zak and Donavon watch the fantasy classic for the first time. Due to strict religious upbringings. Donavon tries to not be a crotchety old man, but will he end up liking the film? find out after the Christian response to the movie! contact us; jesusstoleourmovies@gmail.com theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug
56: Dennis The Menace: Where Are The GD Lanterns? (opens the original)
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in this episode, we catch up on a film that Zak wasn't allowed to see, but Donavon adored! listen to the Christian response, our personal stories, and a scene by scene break down! full of silly commentary and dumb jokes!! theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug
55: Silent Hil: Part II: Deuteronomy! (opens the original)
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this episode, we finish up our discussion on silent hill and vow to NEVER watch the rust covered flick again. join is as we do our best to make the movie bearable, and get a little too goofy along the way. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug
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