HeyJaredJarret Sharp
Trailer park Philosopher, Rocky Mountain Bard, slinging Chicken coup wisdom.
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Heritage (opens the original)
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The Bastard and The Piss Boy (opens the original)
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Hits can come from all sides riding a school bus. Trudging from house to bi-fold door is a high level strategy session; how do I avoid the 10-penny class ring on that half-Indian bully that loves to rap my skull numb? I don’t, he gets me every time. It stings for six miles. Don’t let them see you cry. Hold it, no matter the burn. Stay put on the platform of surrender. They call me bastard ever since my dad died. Like a murder of crows on top of a trailer park electric pole.<p style="text-align:
Mrs. Grant (opens the original)
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Shudder (opens the original)
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The Absurdity of Certainty (opens the original)
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Sixth grade, ensconced in a 1970’s side-entry middle school desk, I cracked open a copy of a National Geographic book on our universe. I pilfered the book off Mr. Martin’s top shelf, during a lunch detention for rabbit punching Bobby Donlin in his Sean Cassidy hair-cut-holding head.I should be writing sentences so I can get outside. Instead I’m flipping pages I’m certain will show me the places I want to go. I’d love to count the fourteen moons of Jupiter for myself.Our Universe by Roy Galant he
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