HeyJaredJack’s Substack
Usually unedited, unintentionally funny, understandably vague
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- Sep 23, 2026
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- Jul 14, 2026
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Looking for 8s (opens the original)
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Summertime Blues (opens the original)
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It was just a thought (opens the original)
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Remember kids, all my memoirs are absolutely true. I can’t make this shit up.One September evening, about an hour before bar time, I was heading home after spending the evening with my fiancé. She shared an apartment with a friend, in West Bend, WI, about 5 miles from where I still lived with my father and stepmother.As I’m heading North, out of town, thinking about nothing in particular, a long line of headlights, probably at least 15 cars long, is approaching from the opposite direction.A thou
Not everyone should leave (opens the original)
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