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  1. Issue · Sep 14, 2026

    REPORT: LinkedIn Opens Up New HQ in Hell + The Other Job Sites Are Now Eating Each Other (opens the original)

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    When LinkedIn first exploded, all of the available jobs were either obliterated or fell extremely ill, some of them to the point of radiation sickness. For months, sick jobs wandered around LinkedIn like zombies, lunging at job seekers muttering something about a hybrid work environment with “only” four days in the office. At one point, <a href="https://audipenny.substack.c

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