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Life’s messy. I write about it with clarity, chaos, and just enough comedy to cope.
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In a world full of “matcha girlies” be a “golden milk mama” (opens the original)
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Recently I unlocked a new fear. Someone asking me if I like matcha, me confidently responding “no” and being immediately interrogated.Oh, the horror. Just think about it.That quick eyebrow raise and intense stare that makes me question my own sanity for half a second. Then there’s the implication that I “just haven’t had the right matcha” accompanied by an unsolicited list of recommendations I’ll never try because…again…Idon’tlikematch
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