HeyJaredInternet Poisoning
Join Maxwell Losgar (magazine editor by trade, culture critic at heart) as he attempts to untangle... well, everything.
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- Sep 8, 2026
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Armchair Experts Are Ruining the Movie-Going Experience (opens the original)
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Do I use Letterboxd? Yes. Have I given films ratings of two stars and below? Yes. Should I stop? Probably. Will I? Likely not.Do I judge everyone’s yearly Spotify Wrapped or Apple Music Replay? Fiercely! Duolingo streaks… Sleep scores… Daily steps… even the points we rack up at our local coffee shops. Why is that any of my business?Social media has slowly gamified every aspect of our day-to-day lives, which has infiltrated our offline brains and is ultimately inhi
Logging Off with David Lauterstein (opens the original)
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The Girls Next Door (opens the original)
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It was barely a mile, but from the backseat of the car, it felt like we were crossing state lines. I remember falling fast asleep during the five-minute drive (a superpower I still possess today) and coming to as the car slowed to a halt in front of our new home. I woke up to my mom staring at my sister Carly and me through the rearview mirror with a distinct here we fucking go look on her face.“This is it, guys,” she beamed, her smile stretched tight with forced optimism.My dad—never one for su
Scatter My Ashes on Fire Island (opens the original)
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