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Satirical dispatches, space lasers, and Middle East madness — all from your favorite Mossad agent from X.
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Destroyed Buildings Are Not Genocide (opens the original)
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There. I’ve collected enough angry, yet ill-informed reactions to this post. Now I’m going to debunk every one. Get ready.Subscribe nowYou have probably seen hundreds of aerial photos of Gaza looking like this.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6b9m!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58
Ed Sheeran Tried to Keep Politics Off His Stage. That Became the Scandal. (opens the original)
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Agents, We Have One More Mission (opens the original)
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Agents,As you know, we control everything.Banks. Weather. Eurovision.But there are some things even we could use a little civilian assistance with.This Rosh Hashanah, Meir Panim is helping Israeli families, soldiers and Holocaust survivors with meals and food assistance across Israel.So your mission is simple:Help put food on someone’s table.👉 Accept the mission:https://meirpanim.org/newyearEvery donation helps Meir Panim continue feeding people with dignity.We con
We’re expanding operations on YouTube. (opens the original)
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Laser shark protection.Reduced space-laser exposure.Priority consideration for comfortable picnic weather.Subscribe here:https://www.youtube.com/@themossadilWe have more original videos coming.Benefits activate immediately.Weather permitting.Inside TheMossadIL’s Space Laser is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid
We Admit It. We Stole Arab Food. (opens the original)
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Israelis are constantly accused of stealing Arab food.Fine. We admit it.After an exhaustive internal investigation, we can now reveal how Jews from Iraq, Morocco, Yemen, Egypt, Syria, Tunisia and elsewhere smuggled these closely guarded culinary secrets into Israel.The operation involved suitcases, covert surveillance, several highly trained agents and the most dangerous adversaries the Mossad has ever encountered:Jewish grandmothers.Some visuals in this satire were created with generative AI.
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