HeyJaredInarticulate
Public diary of a 20-something designing/filmmaking Brooklyn baby
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Asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas (opens the original)
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This summer, I was feeling creatively rickety. I’d been writing for an indefinitely long time and was starting to hit a wall, at which point I wondered whether the obstruction was the wall itself or my own pathological commitment to pummeling it until it broke.I made the semifinals of an international screenwriting competition, and had allowed myself to entertain the thrilling 0.005% chance of becoming a finalist. That dream came and went, so I was feeling aggrieved, contemplating different pivo
Sarah Pan on trading your boyfriend for a puppy (opens the original)
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Cue the jazz hands!!! Inarticulate is getting a new vertical, featuring some people I adore and admire.INCOGNITO is a peek into the private archives of creative people: rabbit holes, deep cuts, and strange obsessions that shape their artistry. It’s what they gatekeep and what keeps them up at 2 a.m.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ozgf!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%
My beef with weddings (opens the original)
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Now that I’m at that age, wedding invites have begun reproducing in my inbox like fruit flies. Every RSVP forces me to briefly picture myself on the other side someday – and when I do, my brain glitches.Here’s my confession: I’ve always feared weddings. The first, most visceral reason is that they feel deeply exhibitionist. (RICH coming from someone who voluntells her life stories for strangers’ consumption on the internet, I know. But there’s still a difference between bei
28 commandments for a mildly functional life (opens the original)
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Having an early July birthday is interesting because I’m forced into a recalibrating, intention-setting brouhaha right as the days turn long and languid. It’s like getting a second New Year’s, adequately spaced apart. I have the (dis)privilege of scheming over what single wish I’ll assign to my candle blow – the one meant to fix all my problems – while everyone else is blissfully brain-off, trying not to wilt in the heat. I turned 28 last week and would like to speak to the manager (I was 25 jus
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