HeyJaredIn Need of Attention
A middle child's attempt at being seen, one satirical article at a time.
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Emotions I Wish We Had Words For... (opens the original)
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The heartwarming and heartbreaking feeling of witnessing an elderly person do life. The sweet moment of getting coffee for their wife of 50 years or the gut wrenching struggle at something they’ve done well for years.The bond theater and film kids feel after a project. Like I know scientifically speaking it’s anxious attachment, but could we make a cute little term for it?When you are incapable of doing anything all day because you have one important task later that afternoon. (I.e. going on a d
Six Times I Said “Oh Canada” During My Week Up North (opens the original)
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When the Canadian kindness stereotype went so far as to make their TSA agents nice. I even accidentally flew with a lighter and no one seemed to care.When a sudden storm with lightning and intense hail came out of nowhere and all the tourists ran for shelter, but the Canadians stayed on the beach.When I had my first PEI oyster. Still dreaming about it. When a man found out I was American, so he started to show me high-res photos he had taken of bald eagles.When Trump tried to rename Lake Ontario
New Release The Odyssey Hits Theaters (opens the original)
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Christopher Nolan released The Odyssey, his three hour ad for Matt Damon’s workout routine, on July 17th. The ad was met with thrilling reviews with many viewers saying it got them back into the gym and even a few saying they have returned to the Catholic faith. With a well placed bicep in nearly every scene, the ad read visually stunning and almost like a film pulling on the familiar and classic Greek poem from Homer. Beyond Matt Damon, the campaign also featured Tom Holland, Anne Hathway, Robe
Dating OCNJ Boardwalk Characters (opens the original)
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Replika Launches New Feature for Fleebag Fans (opens the original)
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Luka, Inc, the Ai company behind Replika which allows users to customize AI boyfriends and girlfriends will now feature what they are calling a “To Camera Glance Companion.” The expansion comes as GenZ starts to date less and the show Fleabag continues to gain a cult following since its release in 2016.The “To Camera Glance Companion” can be added on to an already existing campaign offering with some saying it works particularly well with the priest package.At the end of each calendar year, the
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