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Tidbits and observations about the strangeness of human nature.
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Word of the Day #835-841 (opens the original)
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Well, well, well, another week has come and now, my dear friends, we are officially on the last days before my favorite month of the year! For more reasons than just one. But I’m not going to go into that. What? A girl’s allowed to have her secrets.<img a
Word of the Day #828-834 (opens the original)
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Good morning, Substack! Welp, it’s a new Monday and she’s back to her old tricks. She’s already taken a giant wallop at me, but I’m not backing down. One of these days she’ll learn you don’t mess with Texas.<img alt="" class="sizin
Word of the Day #821-827 (opens the original)
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Good morning, y’all!Well, Monday demands attention once again. Obviously, she felt jealous she didn’t get her full reign last week so, she’s pulling double time today. And right on schedule. But, never fear! For this today, it’s on. And I am ready. Like “Gandalf about to fight the balrog” ready.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0HJi!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimage
Word of the Day #814-820 (opens the original)
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Monday has arrived, my friends! You know, in case you were unaware. But, for today, for me at least, it’s a bit of an extra reprieve. Actually, Monday is just being petty and wants to steal Tuesday’s thunder but, if she thinks I’m going to lay down and take that, she’s going to have a rude awakening tomorrow.Until then, let Monday bask in her dastardly plans, for my favorite month of the year is coming and I’m just in too good of a mood to let her antics spoil things.<a class="image-link image2
Word of the Day #807-813 (opens the original)
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Gooood Mooooooorning, Substaaaaack!Monday is on the horizon once again. As I am putting this together on Sunday, however, I’ve decided on a new tactic. I am no longer going to give her the satisfaction of admitting her existence.Sure, I profoundly realize that it may in fact conjure some sort of evil spirit against me or at least cause her to curse in my general direction. And, well, I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.But for now, I invite you all to bask (or at least be somewhat amused an
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