HeyJaredI Woke Up For This
Comedian Blaise Kautzman talks to comics and other individuals he deems fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Are most of them tired? Yes. Are alarms set to wake up hours before they usually get up to talk? Also yes. It's a fun time.
- Indexed episodes, last 90 days
- 12
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- Sep 23, 2026
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- Jul 8, 2026
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Ziploc Bodybag - Ep 129 (opens the original)
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A day that both the Boyzzz woke up in time. What a day to be alive. We talk about what made the music come back to life after it died with Buddy Holly, check out Blaise’s new pair of drawers, deciding that the right move is to have a kid, Shannon Doherty being the perfect woman, the names of bones in your spine, going to a wedding full of all couples that are married, eating bags of leftover food, do Mike Tyson impressions, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!
Enlargement Surgery - Ep 128 w/ Duster (opens the original)
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Our beloved friend and favorite bassist, Duster joins in studio today! We discuss going to Thailand for surgery and an influencer’s bad decision on getting surgery there, getting surgery to make your full body bigger and getting mroe elbows. We also cover COOK chairs, Selma Kayak, Mitch Mcconnel, getting spots being oldgetting sports, we sing, and talk about oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!
Barn Nursing Home - Ep. 127 w/ Bethany Abeln (opens the original)
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Bethany Abeln, crowd favorite joins the show again for a rad, stupendous, awesome time! We talk Beth’s wild dream of surviving in a nursing home barn, Marquay skipping Bethany’s pregger kegger, the miracle of child birth, girls thinking the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants makes sense, riding in cars with boys, bathing, boxing Chevy Chase and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!
Fedora Kid - Ep 126 w/ Riley Nelson (opens the original)
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A pal, friend, bar fly, and all around cool guy, Riley Nelson joins the show today! A stupendous day to wake up and see what’s going on in the world. The boys talk about having Indian professors, make fun faces, talk mythology, wearing fedoras in elementary school, Elton John really being named Reginald White, animals that would be cool to get mauled by, having German names, people being Not Sees if they’re blind, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!
Macrame Crochet - Ep 125 w/ Meredith Turner (opens the original)
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Our favorite bartender pal, Meredith Turner, joins the pod again! A great morning as we talk new things like electric vehicles, Batman having a batbus, long pinky toes, Sysco the delivery company and singer, Schwann’s men, getting roasted by your pal’s offspring, marriage pacts with unhappy couples, nannies for stay at home parents, multiple marriages, dead significant others, eating eggs for money, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!
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