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  1. Issue · Aug 20, 2026

    #36: hello, my name is johnny knoxville: welcome to hell (opens the original)

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    (Extremely Johnny Knoxville voice): Hi, I’m Apryl and I’m going to write earnestly about Jackass.As you may know, the thing about having a body is that there is no escaping it. It’s yours, that flesh prison. You carry it round, bones and all, every damn day whether you like it or not. The thing about having a body with a chronic illness is that- when said prison is failing to live up to your expectations i.e. you are in a period of sickness- everything about your physicality can feel even more c

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