HeyJaredI Can't Eat My Guinea Pig....
Misadventures and misunderstandings from a Nat Geo photographer, filmmaker and artist, occasional writer and otter obsessive
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March of the Toilets (opens the original)
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I couldn’t help myself. After the bizarreness of shooting date Night Bathroom a couple of weeks ago, my brain started whirring. I loved the photo but it had ultimately detracted from its original purpose - poking at the lunacy of what, in 2026, we still do to our rivers. Subscribe nowBack in 2002 I shot a film called ‘My Halcyon River. Kingfishers featured heavily in the film and so I thought it would be interesting to put a toilet in the middle of the river and film a kingfisher fishing fr
Date Night Bathroom (opens the original)
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Blingfisher (opens the original)
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I’m addicted to kingfishers. I’ve been to see the doctor but she said there was nothing that could be done... Read more
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