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Newsletter · By Emily Kirkpatrick · English · Paid tier available · Official site

Indexed issues, last 90 days
13
Latest publication
Sep 27, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 27, 2026

    The 2026 Emmy Awards Worst Dressed (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="970" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9kiq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbad873fb-d932-4dc8-b7dc-0ab07dc943f4_2048x1365.j

  2. Issue · Sep 15, 2026

    Live Emmy Awards 2026 Red Carpet Reactions! (opens the original)

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    Get more from Emily Kirkpatrick in the Substack appAvailable for iOS and Android<a class="install-substack-app-embed-link" href="https://substack.com/a

  3. Issue · Sep 13, 2026

    Watch the 2026 Emmy Awards red carpet with me!!! (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1024" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f19k!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F118da605-5ee4-498f-b5d9-6465e1091b2c_768x1024.we

  4. Issue · Sep 6, 2026

    Bethenny Frankel Does Burning Man (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="464" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mKbP!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F952ea36d-91e2-4a1d-b877-535ebad32b1a_431x464.jpeg"

  5. Issue · Aug 30, 2026

    Did You Remain Loyal? (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1456" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!l5K9!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F31a7c510-a3f6-4766-8356-0af3f12ab064_1456x1456.

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