HeyJaredHypotheticals
Two middle aged white guys coming up with practical outcomes to absurd hypothetical questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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- Sep 15, 2026
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Episode 71: As Your Financial Advisor I Advise Your Run (opens the original)
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Hosts: Rob & Kate If you outlaw billionaires only billionaires will be outlaws. I mean yeah that's the point. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRetroFuture https://ahnestkitchen.com/cookbook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJlIBSzofM4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 70: One Standard War Crime (opens the original)
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Hosts: Rob & Matt Yep, you can order a standard jar of Peanut Butter, but what about a standard soldier? Or a standard nuke? Content: https://www.youtube.com/@katwatchesmovies/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 69: The Cost Benefit Analysis For The Electric Chair Has Changed (opens the original)
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Hosts: Rob & Mike I think we'd screw it up, but what if energy was really free? Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@STRANGEONS https://www.youtube.com/@Thechrisbarnett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 68: The Purge Purge (opens the original)
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Hosts: Rob & Kate We asked what you'd do in the purge, but now, what if all laws were perfectly enforced? Boo. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@SwegleStudios https://trueliferpg.substack.com/p/heist-at-the-gardiner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 67: I'd Eat People (opens the original)
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Hosts: Rob & Shiloh If we're playing the odds we'd both be the joined. But we'd do other things if we were in pluribus as regular people. Content; https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386950/ https://buenavistamusical.com/&ved=2ahUKEwjYyPyivq2VAxVrF2IAHTsxApAQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0tNUShi9LuzzOS5yecZw0_ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34675596/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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